Is terrible at writing descriptions
Just one. I'm a few. No family, too. Who am I?
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
"adopt a highway" yeah ok but how am I going to take care of a highway. how am I going to put a stretch of asphalt through college
honestly though I will never get over the fact that JRR Tolkein had enough creativity to make up an entire goddamn language but he named a mountain “Mount Doom.”
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
you can smell someone peeling an orange from 2000 miles away this is a true science fact
punkcop: so domestic#i just have a lot of issues this is becoming obvious #do u hear the wailing i don’t i’m don’t click gif captions oh my god im fine #cop and the criminal playing boardgames one sits on the table and the other sits on the counter #they’re such birds just perching like what do you wanna do idk what do yOU wanna do #the weekend that sarah does the grocery shopping and doesn’t get most of the stuff csos she ripped up beth’s list #on purpose of course #beth starts making copies of the lists and sarah finds them everywhere like beth passive aggressively puts them in her pockets #she folds sarah’s clothes after washing them (secretly) and slips notes #sarah tears them all up like fuck u i can get the right kind of milk it’s all milk #and she never does #and beth just has to start liking two percent #while she eats the dark chocolate sarah always gets her #”what are these for?” ”your favourite candy yeah?” beth never can remember when she told sarah this #it was nonchalant and sarah remembered #she’d forget the cleaning supplies but’d remember beth’s chocolate #and beth eats them secretly cos god forbid she have to put up with sarah’s smug face #fuck me to the moon bye
The problem with combining Award categories.
IN THE SPAN OF FIVE MONTHS THEY WENT FROM PERFORMING IN THE STORAGE ROOM OF A BEST BUY TO PERFORMING AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN HIT ME WITH A BAT
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
"before x factor i didn’t really sing in front of people just because i was like trapped in my room, i was like little hermit crab. i was in my bathroom and i was singing to like the youtube karaokes and whenever my mom open the door i would literally like.. i would just have a nervous breakdown." - Camila Cabello